Jon and Mosey with Etta playing Super Jo(h)ns on a retro television

Tris4Health presents

CHOOSE YOUR EDITION

7 REAL RACES · 35 ARCADE STAGES

THE EVENTS YOU LOVE.A WHOLE NEW WAY TO RACE.

The race permits are gone. Seven races are on the line. Take control of the Jo(h)ns and swim, bike and run your way through 35 stages to get them back. With Etta along for the adventure, dodge obstacles, grab power-ups and stay ahead of some very angry wildlife. Can you save race day?

FIND YOUR ADVENTUREEXPLORE THE $5 MERCH REWARD ↓

SAME RACES. TWO WAYS TO PLAY.

CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE.

Original 8-bit edition: Bear Lake stage 1–4
ALL 7 WORLDS OPEN

THE ORIGINAL

8-bit. All in.

The complete original adventure. Seven worlds, 35 stages, and no sign-up or sharing required.

PLAY ORIGINAL

Free to play · Every world open

Remastered edition: the same Bear Lake stage 1–4
BEAR LAKE IS OPEN

REMASTERED

A fresh way to race.

Play all five Bear Lake stages free. Share the game on social media to unlock all seven remastered worlds.

PLAY BEAR LAKESHARE & UNLOCK ALL WORLDS →

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SEVEN RACES.
SEVEN WORLDS.

Race through familiar places, from Bear Lake to the Dirty Mitten. Each world has five stages.